Showing posts with label marriage and funerals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marriage and funerals. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Flower power


At a marriage workshop, the speaker remarks that many couples are so disconnected that 85 per cent of husbands do not know what their wives’ favourite flower is. One man turns to his wife and whispers, “It’s self-raising, right?”


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Friday, January 27, 2012

Marry on your own time


Mary: “I used to hate weddings; all the elderly ladies would prod me and say, ‘You’ll be next’.”

Jane: “And now?”

Mary: “They stopped when I started saying it to them at funerals.”


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