Are you deaf?

It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was.

He says, “I cannot hear you!” So she gets close to his ear and asks again, “Can you please tell me where the ladies room is?”

He replies, “On the other side!” She turns around and gets close to his other ear, and asks, “Can you please tell me where the ladies room is, please!”

He answers, "On the other side!"

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A quickie, please!

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

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