Ashley Greene on Teen Vogue Cover!

Ashley Greene is featured on the March issue of Teen Vogue! Ashley shot at a plantation in Baton Rouge, Louisiana with photographer Patrick Demarchelier. "I absolutely adore working with Patrick. He's kinda the king of photography," said Ashley in Teen Vogue's behind-the-scenes video below.

Ashley's pup even got to join her in pictures! In the video for Ashley's photoshoot, she talks about Twilight, fame and fashion.

Ashley competed at IMTA in 2004! She has been cast in numerous roles since IMTA, including the popular Twilight Saga as Alice Cullen. Ashley's other movie credits include Summer's Blood, Shrink, Otis and Radio Free Albemuth. Ashley is currently working on manys new films including Butter, LOL, A Warrior's Heart, The Apparition, The Boom Boom Room and the final two Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn movies.

Watch What You Say

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the third house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fu*k him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

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Sweetheart

A fellow was invited to the home of some old friends for dinner.

His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

The guest was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his friend,

"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those lovely names."

The old guy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten years ago."

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Emma Watson - People Tree's Spring & Summer 2011

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IMTA Searches this Weekend!

Barbizon - Southern California in Costa Mesa, CA!

Barbizon of Southern California will be holding their NY 2011 IMTA Search on Sunday February 27th from 12:00pm - 4:00pm.

Location will be the Cypress Courtyard Marriott.

Call 800-870-6633 for more information.

Barbizon Talent in Montclair, NJ!

Barbizon Talent is holding auditions for the IMTA New York 2011 convention.

Sunday, 2/27/11, at the Montclair, N.J. location.

We are searching for Models, Actors, Singers & Dancers (ages 4 & up).

Please call for your audition time at 866-309-7650.

Ambiance Models & Talent in Chattanooga, TN and Cookeville, TN!

Open Auditions are going on NOW in Chattanooga, TN and Cookeville, TN!

Ambiance is looking for Cool, Energetic and Out-Going Kids, Teens and Adults to Showcase at IMTA New York 2011.

If you are an aspiring Model, Actor, Singer or Dancer - YOU NEED TO ATTEND OUR OPEN AUDITIONS!

Call us today...423.265.2121 (Chattanooga)...(931) 372-1234 (Cookeville) or visit www.AmbianceModels.com.

Eva Longoria on the Cover of Cosmopolitan France!

Eva Longoria graces the cover of France's Cosmopolitan magazine for the January issue of 2011! Eva has also recently been on the magazine covers of Latina and Prestige!

Eva competed at IMTA in 1998 where she amazed the judges with her dazzling talent and gorgeous look. She moved to Los Angeles soon after IMTA, and landed spots on 90210 and General Hospital. With her incredible talent, she also joined the cast of The Young and the Restless. In 2004, she became the nation's favorite housewife on Desperate Housewives. Eva is continuing her role as Gabrielle on Desperate Housewives airing on Sundays at 9/8c on ABC. Her latest films include Days of Grace, Without Men, and Cristiada.

The Massage

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

 The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physiotherapist  and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

 "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"

 He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell"

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Sir Castanon Nominated for an eWorld Music Award!

Check out IMTA alum Sir Castanon, aka as Joesph Castanon, in his video called Puppeteer. Joesph performed this weekend at the eWorld Music Awards where he was nominated for Male Artist of the Year! The eWorld Music Awards recognizes the top independent music artists from around the world. Joesph also performed Friday night at the world famous Whisky A Go-Go in Hollywood.

Joseph competed at IMTA in 2004 and went on to star in the hit Adam Sandler movie Click and recently wrapped Nic & Tristen Go Mega Dega, Santa's Little Helper and Prodigal. He recently co-starred in the film Happiness Runs where he plays the role of Little Mackie.

My dear Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

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Adrianne Palicki is Wonder Woman!

IMTA's Adrianne Palicki has landed the coveted lead role in Wonder Woman in a remake of popular 70's show. Entertainment Weekly says Adrianne ,"looks spot-on perfect for the part!" Warner Bros. Television, which will be producing the series, noted that Palicki's version of the superhero will be revamped from Linda Carter's potrayal, and updated for the modern age. Warner Brother's released the following statement:

"The series pilot is a reinvention of the iconic DC Comics title in which Wonder Woman -- a/k/a Diana Prince -- is a vigilante crime fighter in Los Angeles but also a successful corporate executive and a modern woman trying to balance all of the elements of her extraordinary life," the statement reads.

Adrianne first made news when she competed at IMTA in 2001! She attracted tons of agency and manager attention for her amazing performances in her IMTA modeling and acting competitions. In an interview with the IMTA Video Crew, she said:

"It was amazing. I love IMTA! I'm so sad it's over."

Her latest project to hit theaters was the horror fantasy Legion! Adrianne recently wrapped the film Red Dawn, a remake of the 1984 action adventure about the U.S. being invaded by Russian and Chinese soldiers.

Voted Best Joke

LONDON - British Association for the Advancement of Science, in its largest ever scientific study into humour, asked Internet users around the world to submit their favourite jokes and rate the funniness of other people's offerings.

After a year of more than 40,000 jokes from 70 countries and two critiques later, this is it:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator in a calm, soothing voices replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"

- Reuters.

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Wrong mail

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've arrived

Date: 16 May 2003

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!

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911 Call

There was a blonde that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.

She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed.

In a panic she called 911. They answered and said "This is Joe, is there an emergency?"

The blonde replied "Yes my shed is on fire!!!" Joe said, "Don't panic help in on the way...where do you live?"

The blonde said, "IN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!"

Joe calmly responded back, "How are we supposed to get there?"

The blonde answered back, "DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!"

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Search This Friday in Tucson!

Tucson Model Group

Tucson, AZ

It's a Gala Model Party Search!

Friday, February 18, 6pm-9pm

Embassy Suites Paloma Village on Skyline Drive

Meet IMTA Model of the Year winners!

See a photo shoot in progress!

Film a Model Video of yourself!

Call 520-751-8312 for more information.

If you ever get pulled over for speeding!

A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?

Driver: Yes, mate.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here are the registration papers.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Boot is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.

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2011 Swimsuit Issue features Jessica White!

Jessica White stars in the 2011 Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated! This is Jessica's eighth time being featured in the Swimsuit Issue! Jessica wore swimsuits in the photoshoot by Indah, PARADIZIA, Cabrinha, Tori Praver, Martha Rey, Elizabeth Southwood for Sauvage, MIKOH, Luli Fama, Yellow Fever, Graffinis, INES BARONA, Pompei Beach, and Beach Bunny Swimwear. Jessica was photographed by Raphael Mazzucco at Boracay Island in the Philippines. To view Jessica describing the photo shoots and her experience in the Phillipines, check out Jessica's videos on SportsIllustrated.com.

Jessica competed at IMTA in 1999 where she met international fashion agents and signed with agencies around the world. She has modeled for many major designers including Ralph Lauren, Oscar de la Renta and Chloe. She has appeared on the covers and pages of many fashion magazines including Harper's Bazaar, Vogue and Vogue Italia. Jessica is represented by Elite Model Management. She appeared in the movie Big Momma's House 2 and on the soap The Young and The Restless. She was a featured guest on The Tyra Banks Show and Tyra named Jessica the face of the future! Jessica is the first African-American model to appear in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues.

A Really Bad Day

The following is seen in a Florida newspaper:

Ever had a day like this?

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.

The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him and the patio door shattered.

The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.

Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprights the motorcycle and pushed it outside.

Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.

The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home. After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.

The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining steps and broke his arm.

This story redefines what it is to have a bad day.

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Local IMTA Searches in February!

Tucson Model Group

Tucson, AZ

It's a Gala Model Party Search!

Friday, February 18, 6pm-9pm

Embassy Suites Paloma Village on Skyline Drive

Meet IMTA Model of the Year winners!

See a photo shoot in progress!

Film a Model Video of yourself!

Call 520-751-8312 for more information.

Barbizon - Southern California

Costa Mesa, CA

Barbizon of Southern California will be holding their NY 2011 IMTA Search on Sunday February 27th from 12:00pm - 4:00pm.

Location will be the Cypress Courtyard Marriott.

Call 800-870-6633 for more information.

When You’re Feeling Stupid, Read This

1. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

2. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"  Miss Alabama's Heather Whitestone in the 1994 Miss USA contest, who was later selected as Miss America 1995.

3. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Mariah Carey

4. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country"

Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

5. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

And (yea he gets two)...

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States

6. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

 Bill Clinton, Former President of the United States

7. "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

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Eva Longoria Presents at the 2011 Grammys!

IMTA's Eva Longoria presented at the Grammy's Sunday night on CBS! She welcomed Justin Beiber and Usher on stage before their highly anticipated performance!

Eva competed at IMTA in 1998 where she wowed all the agents and managers scouting at the event. She received 38 callbacks from representatives that wanted to sign her! She signed with a manager she met at the Convention and has since been in movies such as Over Her Dead Body, Lower Learning and the soon to be released films Days of Grace and Without Men. She also stars as the gorgeous and lovable Gabrielle Solis on the ABC hit television show, Desperate Housewives.

Alongside her numerous charity work, Eva supports Rally For Kids, a charity supporting children with cancer. Eva recently tweeted, "EvaLongoria: RT @RallyForKids: We are so proud to have @EvaLongoria support our FIGHT against kid's cancer. Pls help & make a donation http://bit.ly/eqxX9u".

Silent Treatment

A husband and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The man realized he would have to be woken up at 5:00AM by his wife the next morning, which means he would have to break the silent treatment (and LOSE).

So he decided to write a note to her, and put it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning he woke up to find out it is 9:00AM, he missed his flight!

He started getting up, just to find a note beside his bed that said "Its 5:00AM, you have to get up!"

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Fish and Chips

Here is a story about a famous food critic's recent visit to Europe last summer. He had a delightful time sampling the cuisine in Italy, France and Germany, but he made the mistake of stopping off in London on the way home.

Needless to say, he found English food bland and overcooked. However, one day he had a great meal of fish & chips at a London pub. He asked the manager of the pub if he could have the recipe for the fish and chips.

The manager confessed that he bought his fish and chips from a nearby monastery, and so our critic would have to get the recipe from one of the brothers.

So he quickly ran down the street to the monastery and knocked on the door. When one of the brothers came to the door, he asked him if he were the "Fish Friar." The brother replied, "Nope, I'm the Chip Monk!"

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Brendon Eggertsen in Just Go With It in Theaters Now!

Brendon Eggertsen's new movie with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Anniston, Just Go With It, is in theaters nationwide now. He plays Ariel in this romantic comedy packed with stars.

Brendon competed at IMTA in 2008 where he showcased his various talents for the casting directors, agents and managers who were there scouting for new talent. Since competing he has appeared in a live sketch comedy on OMGtv Live, an online variety show. He has also been on the The Mentalists, in 18 Year Old Virgin and in the short film A Gift which featured fellow IMTA 2006 alum Oscar Blanco!

Be sure to get to theaters this weekend to see IMTA's Brendon Eggertsen in Just Go With It!