Weak Eyed Golfer

Bob wearily trudged into his house and laid down his bag of golf clubs. "How was your game, darling?" asked his wife, Jane. "I was hitting the ball ok, but my eyesight's gotten so damn bad I couldn't see where the ball went." shrugged Bob.

"Well, you're 75 years old," said Jane. "You can't expect everything to be like it was. Why don't you take my brother Jimmy along?" "But he's 85 and he doesn't even play golf any more..." protested Bob. "But he's got perfect eyesight," Jane pointed out. "he can watch the ball for you."

So the next day Bob teed off with Jimmy looking on. He swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it, do you see it?" asked Bob in anticipation. "Yep!" Jimmy answered. "Well where is it?" exclaimed Bob, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot," said Jimmy.

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Eva Longoria on the cover of Toys "R" Us Differently-Abled Kids Guide!

IMTA alum Eva Longoriais on the cover of Toys "R" Us Toy Guide for Differently- Abled Kids with Elijah De La Cerda, five year old with Down Syndrome.



This week, fans and consumers will see Eva appear alongside her newest co-star, Elijah De La Cerda, a 5-year-old boy with Down syndrome from Fresno, CA, on the cover of the Toys“R”Us Toy Guide for Differently-Abled Kids. This complimentary toy-selection resource for parents and caregivers of children with special needs is now available in Toys“R”Us and Babies“R”Us stores nationwide. A digital version of the Guide is also available online at Toysrus.com/DifferentlyAbled in English and Spanish.



Inspired by her sister, Liza, who was born with developmental disabilities, Eva Longoria created Eva’s Heroes in 2006, a nonprofit organization based in San Antonio that provides an inclusive environment for individuals with special needs to interact and learn with their peers.



Eva competed at IMTA in 1998 where she amazed the judges with her dazzling talent and gorgeous look. She moved to Los Angeles soon after IMTA, and landed spots on 90210, General Hospital and The Young and the Restless. In 2004, she became the nation's favorite housewife Gabby Solis on Desperate Housewives which airs Sundays at 9/8c on ABC. Her latest films include Days of Grace, Without Men, and Cristiada

Tiffany Thornton as Glimmer in Tinker Bell Pixie Hollow Games!

IMTA alumni Tiffany Thornton is the voice of Glimmer, a fairy friend of Walt Disney's magical Tinker Bell! Tinker Bell, Glimmer and other fairies will compete in a special three day competition airing on Disney TV channel this Fall. One fairy will win and be named the champion of the competition!





Tiffany, who competed at IMTA in 2003, stars as Tawni Hart in Disney's hit sitcom, So Random. The show continues the story line of the show Sonny with a Chance, featuring musical and comedic sketches. After competing at IMTA, Tiffany began acting in television shows such as Quintuplets, 8 Simple Rules, American Dreams, The O.C., Desperate Housewives,which stars IMTA superstar almunus Eva Longoria, Jericho, That's So Raven, Wizards of Waverly Place, Hannah Montana and the movie Hatching Pete!



Be sure to tune in to see Tiffany on So Random and in Tinker Bell Pixie Hollow Games when it airs in The Fall!

Sense of Direction?

Mike and Pauline were relating their holiday experiences to a friend.

'It sounds as if you had a great time in Nevada,' the friend observed. 'But didn't you tell me you were planning to visit Philadelphia?

'Well,' Mike interrupted, 'we changed our plans because, uh......oh........umm.'

Pauline spoke up, 'Come on, Mike, tell him the truth.'

Mike fell silent and Pauline continued, 'You know, it's just stupid. Mike simply won't ever ask for directions.'

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Jada Pinkett Smith

The American Actress Jada Pinkett Smith

Personal Details

Full name : Jada Koren Pinkett Smith

Born on : 18 September 1971

Place of birth : Baltimore, Maryland, U.S.

Year Active : 1995-present (Actress)

2002-present (Singer)

Profession : Actress, singer-songwriter, producer,

director, author, businesswoman, voice actress

Spouse : Will Smith (1997–present)

Height : 5′ (152 cm)

Biography

The one of the famous celebrities Jada Koren Pinkett Smith (born September 18, 1971)[1] is an American actress, producer, director, author, singer-songwriter and businesswoman. She began her career in 1990, when she made a visitor appearance in the short-lived sitcom True Colors. She starred in A Different World, produced by Bill Cosby, and she feature opposite Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor (1996). She starred in dramatic films such as Menace II Society (1993) and Set It Off (1996). She has appeared in more than 20 films in a assortment of genres, including Scream 2, Ali, The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions, Madagascar and Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.Pinkett Smith launch her music career in 2005, when she helped make the Heavy metal/rock band Wicked Wisdom, for which she is a singer and songwriter. Smith also created a production company and a alteration line, as well as authoring a book, published in 2000.

Awards and Nominations

Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences, USA
Year	Award	Category	Result
2004	Interactive Achievement Award	Outstanding Achievement in Character Performance - Female for Enter the Matrix (2003)	Won
BET Comedy Awards
2005	BET Comedy Award	Best Performance in an Animated Theatrical Film for Madagascar (2005)	Nomination
Black Reel Awards
2005	Black Reel	Best Supporting Actress for Collateral (2004)	Nomination
2001	Black Reel	Theatrical - Best Actress for Bamboozled (2000)	Nomination
Teen Choice Awards
2003	Teen Choice Award	Choice Movie Actress - Drama/Action Adventure for The Matrix Reloaded (2003)	Nomination

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Mariah Strongin in Aeropostale Campaign!

Mariah Strongin is featured in the Aeropostale Fall 2011 ad campaign! Mariah models the latest fall wear on Aeropostale.com. Mariah was recently featured in Seventeen magazine and shared the editorial with her friends and followers on Twitter, featured below.

Mariah is currently on set filming and tweeted @MariahStrongin: "Excited for the 2nd day filming with @gmeed and the rest of the crew. Praying for colder weather and those who are on the east coast. xoxo"

Mariah attended IMTA in New York 2008 and won Female Junior Model of the Year, Most Sought After Female, Junior Female Actor of the Year, Make-up, Theatrical Headshots, and TV Beauty! She is signed with Wilhelmina Worldwide, Savage, Management 101, and NTA for commercials.

Old age is not for sissies!!!

A 90-year-old couple were having problems with their memory, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

They explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were in good health, however, the best thing to do was to start writing things down and make notes to help them to remember things.

Later that night while watching television, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure honey." She then asked him, "Don't you think that you should write it down on a note so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some chocolate syrup on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with chocolate syrup." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

Now irritated, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then goes down stairs to the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

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Twin Objects Of Desire

One day, a man noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts.

He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbour’s house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me," the man stammered, "But I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is."

"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbour replied.

"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts." The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor man when his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments.

Finally, they return, and ask the man to step inside. "Okay," the husband says gruffly, "For ten thousand dollars, you can kiss my wife's tits."

At this, the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hang free at last. The man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls.

"I can't," replies the man, still nuzzling away.

"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.

"I don't have ten thousand dollars!"

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